I'm fucking sick of seeing the god-damn, mother fucking commercials, for these phony, dick sucking, money fucking attorneys officies, who post these commercials such as "If you have been injured on someone elses property, call 1-800-suck-myballs. You are entitled to this money. It's your money. We only want 90% of it, and the rest is yours." and those... "Have you been diagnosed with 'Fat-lazy american cock sucker who got CVD (cardio-vascular disease for those of you who are too stupid to breath,)?' Well, if so, and you were proscribed 'peniscort,' and you suffered any of the side-effects that this FDA approved drug warns you about, then you are entitled to cash. If that happened, please call 1-866-wallow-infat.
Seriously, come on America... cut the fucking crap. Get off of your fat, lazy, postule covered asses, and earn your fucking money! I'm fucking getting sick of this "I'm poor, lets legally steal someone elses money" BULLSHIT
Here are some tips on how you can go about earning your own money:
1.) Get off of your 300+ lbs. asses
2.) Lose some fucking weight... the correct way, by proper diet, and work-out
3.) Finish Highschool and Collage you illiterate fuck holes.
4.) Stop sueing everyone... yeah, so you made some money, but now, that company has to go and sue the FUCK out of a smaller business, or raise their prices, in order to regain the lost profits, from hundreds of you fucking parasites, sueing their pubes off. Good job, my $2.99 roast now costs $3.45. FUCK
5.) The world is competitive, throw away your anti-depressents, your drugs, and learn to cope. (Ciggarettes are allowed so I don't seem like a hypocrite.)
6.) Ok, so now you have built a foundataion, what are you going to do now? Find some job to do, learn how to do it CORRECTLY, and, wait, throw away those "how-to" CDs that you got off of the commercial that came on right after the "Sue them" commercial... and learn how to do a certain trade, the old fassion way... by doing it, and getting better!
6.2.) No complaining about your "bitch ass boss." He's making more money than you... you have no room to complain.
7.) Alcohol is also not allowed if being used as an escape of reality. For fun however... that is allowed. (once again with the hypocricy thing.)
8.) The End... make money, save it up, retire, spend money... Die
Jesus fucking Christ (was a great video, you should really see it sometime,) I'm getting fed up with your lazy ass life-styles.